Hello my people, I am back… waits for cheering to die down…
“What have you been up to Gill?” I hear you shout… you have to shout I can’t hear you otherwise… tinnitus!

Since we last met I have: Been diagnosed with fibromyalgia (it’s a pain in the everything); got an unpaid job which involves sitting on the couch all day talking to people online… who needs money; had a birthday and reached my half century… we don’t talk about it; wormed the cat (not the one that rips your face off, the nice one); discovered a breast lump, panicked, found out it was a cyst, stopped panicking; looked after the school hamster more times than anyone else ‘cos no one else wants it, well who would; been meaning to try and sell my new book but can’t find the get up and go, it got up and went.
So that’s me, you’re all up to date on my exciting life… jealous?